"I think, therefore I'm single."
"I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves."
"Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile."
"It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them."
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with."
